reprehriestless warillever -- Your source for papal humor.
Mcgeheezone is begging for links, and he deserves a million for the "Secret Vatican Document #221,653,478,095,748,968:
"In order that the number of Cardinal electors be not more than 120, the following Cardinals shall be excluded:
- Bernard Cardinal Law and Roger Cardinal Mahoney. [missed it by that much! --ed.]
- .........
- Whichever one of you geeks has been going around saying, “I love the smell of white smoke in the morning—it smells like ... victory.”
- All Cardinals who have let their eyebrows grow so long that they can tie them up in ribbons, which they shouldn’t do because it’s undignified.
- The entire Vatican City Olympic rhythmic gymnastics team."
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