The Main Characters:
- Agent 002 -- our son, born in 2002.
- Agent 004 -- our daughter, born in 2004.
- Cousin F -- my Goddaughter and niece, cousin to the Agents, born in 2005. Spends her weekdays at our home.
- Cousin P -- my nephew, cousin to the Agents, born in 2007. Spends his weekdays at our home.
- Janice -- the cat
- mr warillever -- my blessed husband, also known as "Papa"
- Mama -- that's me!
The Supporting Staff:
- Grammy -- my mother; Grandmother to the Agents, F, P, Aa and M.
- Grampy -- my father; Grandfather to he Agents, F, P, Aa and M.
- Grandma -- mr warillever's mother; Grandmother to the Agents as well as Cousins E, C, T, B, A, Mm and D.
- The Uncles -- my brothers Jimbo* and Jethro; mr warillever's brothers On, 7, and Ichabod; and our sisters' husbands -- three Ms and a D.
- The Aunts -- my sisters M and Kak, as well as Uncle On's wife K.
- The Ants -- mr warillever's sisters E and P.
- Cousins -- in order they are E, C, T, B, A, Aa, Mm, M, F, D, and P