So Big

Agent 002 is currently obsessed with his size. He clams to be "so big." And he wants to get bigger.

"I can touch the wood if I stand on my tip-toes. I am so big!"
"Mama, if I eat my whole dinner, will I get bigger?"
"Mama, will I get bigger if I drink my milk?"
"Papa, will I get bigger if sleep at night-time?"

And all I want is for him to slow down. My goodness, the boy is five already. Stay small, little man, stay small!