Agent 004 to a distraught younger cousin whose doll had gone missing:
That is sad. Dolly is probably dead.To that same younger cousin, upon trying a new food:
Ham is very good. It is chopped up pigs. You like piggies.To an older brother with a scary dream.
The monsters in your dream won't eat you. Only real monsters eat kids. Did you see a real monster?
2 comments:
How did I miss this post? Hilarious :)
ROTFLMBO!!
P always says after eating ham, or
any pork product..."Mmmm good pig."
We don't know why. :-)
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