Thursday, March 13, 2008

Three is Such a Cheerful Number

Agent 004 to a distraught younger cousin whose doll had gone missing:

That is sad. Dolly is probably dead.
To that same younger cousin, upon trying a new food:
Ham is very good. It is chopped up pigs. You like piggies.
To an older brother with a scary dream.
The monsters in your dream won't eat you. Only real monsters eat kids. Did you see a real monster?

2 comments:

Ruth said...

How did I miss this post? Hilarious :)

Kate in NJ said...

ROTFLMBO!!
P always says after eating ham, or
any pork product..."Mmmm good pig."
We don't know why. :-)